The Big Game (S**** B***) is here and honestly kind of a wild way to just get the number 1 seeds in both conferences (seen such little talk about this). But the game brought up these questions Is the NFL rigged? Do the Niners make it a game if they move Run CMC to QB instead of bringing Brock Purdy back out with his Torn UCL to just hand it off? Is Mahomes going to be more decorated than Brady? Is this when we turn on Burrow and the Bengals? Did Chris Jones get passed for worst AFC Championship penalty at Arrowhead? All great questions and I should probably figure those out. But just like MVS, I am more concerned about RIHANNA.
Rihanna, similar to Lady Gaga, would have been so much better a few years ago but we still get it so we should be considered lucky. I know that she has many options, so i put together a few pieces of advice for the halftime show:
- YOU CANNOT BRING OUT KANYE – This may be obvious, but if this was two years ago I would be screaming for Kanye to come out. Kanye and Rihanna are on Run this Town (remember that song?) with Jay-Z who is on Umbrella (i forgot this exists and can’t stop singing “ella ella aye aye”). This is the perfect type of thing that would keep Jay-Z up there for a few songs with two HUGE hits but we will probably miss this to keep Mr. West off stage
- Keep Drake Away Too – The Drake stans will be furious, but honestly he will probably perform in a few years and will definitely try to steal the show in an Aj Brown jersey or something. Plus, i speak for America when i say that we want old Rihanna and not whatever Work is.
- Maroon 5 ALWAYS Plays – They always play and they even HEADLINE halftimes in the past. But people forget about this absolute classic that Rihanna is featured on and has performed before at the 2008 MTV Video Awards (how does Adam Levine look the same since 2008?). But there is nothing that gets middle aged women going like Maroon 5 and Adam Levine. If they decide to go the poppy route, this definitely can play.
- Go find Ne-Yo – People loved the nostalgia last year of the early 2000’s and honestly we all do. Plus, I saw the other day that Ne-Yo was playing with the National Symphony Orchestra (this is actually BIG time). Rihanna needs to go get this man and sing Hate That I Love You in my face and maybe let Ne-Yo sing Miss Independent too.
- Get Sexual – When Rude Boy came out it was before America realized that everyone is a freak and before we had kids singing about wet ass pussies. This is your time, walk some dancer out on a leash, whip someone else, make them wear ballgags, and bring some x-rated stuff to every American living room.
- DO NOT FORGET Don’t Stop the Music – self explanatory.
Wendall World 